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  • L [email protected]

    Why ask when you can find out?

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    #54

    I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘

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    • L [email protected]

      Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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      #55

      Your the expert, tell us.

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      • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        Wat?

        Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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        #56

        How can you know for sure though?

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        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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          #57

          Um excuse me?

          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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          • M [email protected]

            How can you know for sure though?

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            #58

            I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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            • I [email protected]

              mmm cockamole

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              #59

              I hate you, take my up vote.

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                Um excuse me?

                I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                #60

                It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                • I [email protected]

                  mmm cockamole

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                  #61

                  I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                    #62

                    I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                    • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                      Wat?

                      Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #63

                      Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                      • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                        that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                        #64

                        They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                          Um excuse me?

                          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                          #65

                          We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                          • I [email protected]

                            mmm cockamole

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                            #66

                            Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                            • D [email protected]

                              The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                              #67

                              Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                              • I [email protected]

                                We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                                Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                • C [email protected]

                                  Your the expert, tell us.

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                                  • you + are = you're
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                                  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                    that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                    • F [email protected]

                                      Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                                      #71

                                      Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                                      • T [email protected]

                                        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                        *closes legs

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                                        • F [email protected]

                                          I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                          #73

                                          It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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