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  • L [email protected]

    Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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    Your the expert, tell us.

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    • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

      Wat?

      Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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      How can you know for sure though?

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      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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        #57

        Um excuse me?

        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

        I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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        • M [email protected]

          How can you know for sure though?

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          I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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            mmm cockamole

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            I hate you, take my up vote.

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              Um excuse me?

              I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

              I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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              It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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              • I [email protected]

                mmm cockamole

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                I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                  I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                  • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                    Wat?

                    Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                    Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                      that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                      They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        Um excuse me?

                        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                        I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                        We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                        • I [email protected]

                          mmm cockamole

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                          Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                          • D [email protected]

                            The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                            Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                            • I [email protected]

                              We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                              Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                              • C [email protected]

                                Your the expert, tell us.

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                                • you + are = you're
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                                • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                  that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                  • F [email protected]

                                    Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                                    Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                                    • T [email protected]

                                      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                      *closes legs

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                                      • F [email protected]

                                        I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                        It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          Um excuse me?

                                          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                          I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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