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  • M [email protected]

    How can you know for sure though?

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    I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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      mmm cockamole

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      I hate you, take my up vote.

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      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

        Um excuse me?

        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

        I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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        It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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          mmm cockamole

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          I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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            I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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            • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              Wat?

              Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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              Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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              • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                  Um excuse me?

                  I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                  I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                  We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                  • I [email protected]

                    mmm cockamole

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                    Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                    • D [email protected]

                      The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                      Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                      • I [email protected]

                        We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                        Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                        • C [email protected]

                          Your the expert, tell us.

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                          • you + are = you're
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                          • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                            that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                            • F [email protected]

                              Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                              Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                              • T [email protected]

                                Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                *closes legs

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                                • F [email protected]

                                  I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                  It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                    Um excuse me?

                                    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                    I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                                    • S [email protected]

                                      For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                                      What about the durability test

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                                        I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                          of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                                          https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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