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  • I [email protected]

    mmm cockamole

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    I hate you, take my up vote.

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      Um excuse me?

      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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      It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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      • I [email protected]

        mmm cockamole

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        I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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          I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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          • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            Wat?

            Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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            Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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            • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

              that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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              They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                Um excuse me?

                I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                • I [email protected]

                  mmm cockamole

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                  Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                  • D [email protected]

                    The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                    Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                    • I [email protected]

                      We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                      Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                      • C [email protected]

                        Your the expert, tell us.

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                        • you + are = you're
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                        • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                          that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                          • F [email protected]

                            Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                            Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                            • T [email protected]

                              Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                              *closes legs

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                              • F [email protected]

                                I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                  Um excuse me?

                                  I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                  I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                  #74

                                  I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                  I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                                    What about the durability test

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                                    • F [email protected]

                                      I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                        of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                                        https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                                          of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                                          https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                                          That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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