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    mmm cockamole

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    I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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      I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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      • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        Wat?

        Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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        Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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        • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

          that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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          They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

            Um excuse me?

            I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

            I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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            We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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            • I [email protected]

              mmm cockamole

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              Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                • I [email protected]

                  We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                  Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                  • C [email protected]

                    Your the expert, tell us.

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                    • you + are = you're
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                    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                      that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                      • F [email protected]

                        Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                        Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                        • T [email protected]

                          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                          *closes legs

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                          • F [email protected]

                            I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                            It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                              Um excuse me?

                              I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                              I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                              I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                              I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                                For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                                What about the durability test

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                                  I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                    of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                                    https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                                      of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                                      https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                                      That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                                      • I [email protected]

                                        mmm cockamole

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                                        Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                          not as chewy, either.

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