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  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

    that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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      Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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      Well, like skin, of course. :V

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        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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        *closes legs

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          I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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          It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

            Um excuse me?

            I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

            I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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            I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

            I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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              For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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              What about the durability test

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                I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                  of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                  https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                    of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                    https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                    That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                      mmm cockamole

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                      Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                        not as chewy, either.

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                          Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                          Thank you

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                          • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                            Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                            With crema

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                              Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                              I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                  Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                                    Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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                                    • M [email protected]

                                      I’d volunteer for that

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                                      as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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                                        Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                                        • F [email protected]

                                          some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                                          Altar boy?

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