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  • F [email protected]

    Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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    Well, like skin, of course. :V

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      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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      *closes legs

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      • F [email protected]

        I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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        It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

          Um excuse me?

          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

          I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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            For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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            What about the durability test

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            • F [email protected]

              I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                • G [email protected]

                  of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                  https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                  That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                  • I [email protected]

                    mmm cockamole

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                    Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                      not as chewy, either.

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                      • C [email protected]

                        Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                        Thank you

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                        • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                          Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                          With crema

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                          • L [email protected]

                            Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                            I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                  Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    I’d volunteer for that

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                                    as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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                                      Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                                      • F [email protected]

                                        some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                                        Altar boy?

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                                        • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                                          I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                                          I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.

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