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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    Um excuse me?

    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

    I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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      For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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      What about the durability test

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        I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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          of course it's a BuzzFeed article

          https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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            of course it's a BuzzFeed article

            https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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            That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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              mmm cockamole

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              Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                not as chewy, either.

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                  Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                  Thank you

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                  • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                    Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                    With crema

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                      Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                      I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                          Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                            Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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                              I’d volunteer for that

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                              as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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                                Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                                  some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                                  Altar boy?

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                                  • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                                    I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                                    I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.

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                                      I guess you're* the expert.

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                                        I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                                        Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                                          The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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