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  • I [email protected]

    mmm cockamole

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    Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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      not as chewy, either.

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      • C [email protected]

        Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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        Thank you

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        • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

          Goes great on your faceadilla.

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          With crema

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            Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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            I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                  Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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                  • M [email protected]

                    I’d volunteer for that

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                    as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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                      Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                        some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                        Altar boy?

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                        • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                          I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                          I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.

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                            I guess you're* the expert.

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                              I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                              Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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                                • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                  not as chewy, either.

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                                  what a day to have eyes

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                                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                    Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

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                                      The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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                                      Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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                                      • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                        It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                                        Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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                                          Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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                                          Oh god I'm close keep going

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