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    I think this was a dick joke

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    It's always a dick joke. Or Loss.

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      I think this was a dick joke

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      A cock quip

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      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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        That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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          Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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          Por que no los dos?

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            Username checks out.

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            I was expecting something like "MyPeeSmells" when I scrolled back up. I'm more disappointed than I should be.

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            • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

              That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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              And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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                Two brussels sprout plants
                ?????

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                • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                  Two brussels sprout plants
                  ?????

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                  A joke of a plant

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                    It was a dick joke.

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                      I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

                      Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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                      I don't want an ecosystem in my bush

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                      • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                        Two brussels sprout plants
                        ?????

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                        Brussels is such a weird city

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                          I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                          So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                          • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                            I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                            So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                            • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                              A cock quip

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                              A phallic jape

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                              • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                                Two brussels sprout plants
                                ?????

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                                What's crazy is that not only is that the same species as broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower, but practically the entire plant in that photo is edible.

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                                  If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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                                  This is what I keep telling the Mrs.

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                                    A phallic jape

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                                    A penis pun

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                                      And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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                                      It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

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                                        It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

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                                        Iirc that was because apple was just a generic term for fruit at the time, not any specific type.

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                                        • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                          I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                                          So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                                          Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

                                          • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
                                          • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

                                          I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

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