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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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      Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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      Por que no los dos?

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        Username checks out.

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        I was expecting something like "MyPeeSmells" when I scrolled back up. I'm more disappointed than I should be.

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        • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

          That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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          And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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            Two brussels sprout plants
            ?????

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            • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

              Two brussels sprout plants
              ?????

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              A joke of a plant

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                I think this was a dick joke

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                It was a dick joke.

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                  I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

                  Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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                  I don't want an ecosystem in my bush

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                  • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                    Two brussels sprout plants
                    ?????

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                    Brussels is such a weird city

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                      I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                      So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                        I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                        So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                          A cock quip

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                          A phallic jape

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                            Two brussels sprout plants
                            ?????

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                            What's crazy is that not only is that the same species as broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower, but practically the entire plant in that photo is edible.

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                              If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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                              This is what I keep telling the Mrs.

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                                A phallic jape

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                                A penis pun

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                                  And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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                                  It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

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                                    It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

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                                    Iirc that was because apple was just a generic term for fruit at the time, not any specific type.

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                                      I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                                      So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                                      Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

                                      • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
                                      • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

                                      I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

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                                        Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

                                        • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
                                        • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

                                        I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

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                                        Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

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                                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                          Fennel too- I always thought the white part was below the earth, like an onion. But no, the whole fennel sits on the earth, on a tippy root that's underground.

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