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    Two brussels sprout plants
    ?????

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    • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

      Two brussels sprout plants
      ?????

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      A joke of a plant

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        I think this was a dick joke

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        It was a dick joke.

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          I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

          Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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          I don't want an ecosystem in my bush

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          • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

            Two brussels sprout plants
            ?????

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            Brussels is such a weird city

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              I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

              So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                  A cock quip

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                  A phallic jape

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                    Two brussels sprout plants
                    ?????

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                    What's crazy is that not only is that the same species as broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower, but practically the entire plant in that photo is edible.

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                      If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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                      This is what I keep telling the Mrs.

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                        A phallic jape

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                        A penis pun

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                          And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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                          It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

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                            It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

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                            Iirc that was because apple was just a generic term for fruit at the time, not any specific type.

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                              I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                              So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                              Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

                              • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
                              • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

                              I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

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                                Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

                                • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
                                • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

                                I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

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                                Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

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                                  Fennel too- I always thought the white part was below the earth, like an onion. But no, the whole fennel sits on the earth, on a tippy root that's underground.

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                                    See, that's asparagus tricking you into thinking that is how it grows, by crafty memeing. When we (and by we I mean all right thinking asparaguys humans) know it isn't.

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                                    Let's hope they don't form an alliance with the "birds"

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                                      Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

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                                      Whoever named those must be descended from the people that named Iceland and Greenland

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                                        Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

                                        • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
                                        • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

                                        I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

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                                        It’s not unique to Americans. A lot of cultures use compound words to describe new things

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                                          Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

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                                          Parkway was a road that went near park or other scenic spot. Drive ways were drives that connected private estates to a main road. Way back in the day those could actually be long enough the main house was not visible from the main road.

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