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    Onto the cow?

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    On the carpet

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      Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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        Better than me!

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          Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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          Who said their own? They're still paying it off in installments

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            The carpet really put the room together.

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              Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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              Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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                But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                    Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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                    Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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                      On the carpet

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                      Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                        The carpet really put the room together.

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                        Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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                          Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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                          Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they're redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

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                            Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                              Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                                But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                                Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                                  Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

                                  • some maths teacher, probably
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                                  Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson

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                                    Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

                                    • some maths teacher, probably
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                                    doll hairs

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                                      Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                                      Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                                        that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                                          Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                                          Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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