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    Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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      What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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      I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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        I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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        Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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          Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.

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            This must be why the site is still in Beta

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              if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?

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              No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                Madam, my compliments to your ovaries šŸŽ©šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ„ššŸ™‡

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                  Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?

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                    This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                    I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever

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                      No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                      Fill her up with love šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

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                        We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                          That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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                          The Cheat is vacuuming.

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                            What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                            Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                              We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                              "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                                My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                                  "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                  To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they're ovulating.

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                                    Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                                    Certainly, m'lady!

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                                      My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                                      Why, thank you, I've just been to the remora. And might I say what a stable dorsal fin you have.

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                                        "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                        Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.

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                                          Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.

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                                          no wonder it didn't work, that's not even cheese

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