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    What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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    I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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      I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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      Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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        Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.

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          This must be why the site is still in Beta

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          • omniman@anarchist.nexusO [email protected]

            if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?

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            No, for that you have to fill her up.

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              Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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              Madam, my compliments to your ovaries šŸŽ©šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ„ššŸ™‡

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                Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?

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                  This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                  I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever

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                    No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                    Fill her up with love šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

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                      We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                        That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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                        The Cheat is vacuuming.

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                        • B [email protected]

                          What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                          Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                            We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                            "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                            • L [email protected]

                              Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                              My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they're ovulating.

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                                  Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                                  Certainly, m'lady!

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                                    My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                                    Why, thank you, I've just been to the remora. And might I say what a stable dorsal fin you have.

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                      Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.

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                                        Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.

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                                        no wonder it didn't work, that's not even cheese

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                                          "No, stop, where are you going? I have it on very good authority that you enjoy this!"

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