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    Sounds sober to me

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        You left out an 'N.' I'm gonna have to escort you out of the comment section.

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        Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here

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          Fuck it, that was a quality answer.

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            I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

            Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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            Maybe Seedy He Effed G, Hate I JK Ellen Mellow Pee

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              I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

              Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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              I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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                I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                • magnetosphere@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                  Fuck it, that was a quality answer.

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                  But not a quality audience.

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                    I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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                    Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                      Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here

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                      If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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                        I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                        Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                        But your version doesn't match Twinkle Twinkle Little Star as well.

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                          Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                          Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                          Basically. 99 Percent Invisible did a podcast on this very topic: Episode 468
                          Alphabetical Order

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                            Should he have said, "Mthe alphabet"?

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                            Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                              Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                              Mmmm splendid

                              https://youtu.be/hLljd8pfiFg

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                                That answer should have been worth a free drink and a taxi home

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                                  Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                                  COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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                                    If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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                                    watches as weekly active users of all communities plummet

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                                      Can see myself doing this while not drunk lmfao

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                                        Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                                        Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                                        Those dang Arizonans are nothing but trouble, I tells ya..

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                                          COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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                                          Light mode keyboard and dark mode app? Shame on you

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