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  • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

    strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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    Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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    • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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      What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

      Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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      • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

        OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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        "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

        "What was his problem?"

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        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

          Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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          Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

          Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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            Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

            Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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            The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

            But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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              Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

              El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

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              • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                  The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                  But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                  Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

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                    So many roommates!

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                      Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                      JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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                      • D [email protected]

                        Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                        Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                        are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                          The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                          But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                          this person does not work out

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                          • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                            this person does not work out

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                            Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                              At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                                Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                                Entry to US denied

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                                • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                  are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                                  I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                                  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                    At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                                    At lesbian board game night

                                    As all good stories start

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                                    • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                      strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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                                      underweight

                                      lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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                                      • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                                        Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                                        Are you flirting with him?

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                                          I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                                          Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.

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