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  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

    Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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    Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

    Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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      Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

      Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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      The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

      But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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      • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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        Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

        El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

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        • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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          Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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          • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

            The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

            But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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            Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

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              So many roommates!

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                Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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                • D [email protected]

                  Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                  Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                  are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                    The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                    But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                    this person does not work out

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                    • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                      this person does not work out

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                      Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                        At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                          Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                          Entry to US denied

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                          • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                            are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                            I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                            • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                              At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                              At lesbian board game night

                              As all good stories start

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                              • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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                                underweight

                                lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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                                • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                                  Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                                  Are you flirting with him?

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                                    I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                                    Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.

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                                    • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                      Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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                                      Leather World.

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                                        Are you flirting with him?

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                                        Take a look at the their username.

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                                          Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                                          Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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