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    Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

    Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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    The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

    But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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    • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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      Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

      El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

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      • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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        Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

          The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

          But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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          Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

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            So many roommates!

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            • L [email protected]

              Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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              JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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              • D [email protected]

                Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                  The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                  But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                  this person does not work out

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                  • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                    this person does not work out

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                    Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                    • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

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                      At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                        Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                        Entry to US denied

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                        • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                          are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                          I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                          • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                            At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                            At lesbian board game night

                            As all good stories start

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                            • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                              strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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                              underweight

                              lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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                              • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                                Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                                Are you flirting with him?

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                                • D [email protected]

                                  I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                                  Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.

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                                    Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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                                    Leather World.

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                                      Are you flirting with him?

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                                      Take a look at the their username.

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                                        Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                                        Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                                        • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                          "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

                                          "What was his problem?"

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                                          "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

                                          "A gay bar."

                                          "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

                                          "I am serious; a gay bar."

                                          cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

                                          "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

                                          2 seconds later

                                          "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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