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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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    I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

    they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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    I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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      It's Longhorn Cowfish.

      The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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        Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.

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          Salamanders, people keep them as pets

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          They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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            I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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              It's Longhorn Cowfish.

              The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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              But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

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                What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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                Robot lawn mower

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                • T [email protected]

                  I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

                  they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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                  I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                    I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                    Where is c/turtle when I need it?

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                    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                      What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                      Definitly some mollusque.

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                        I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                        Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

                        🤔

                        Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

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                          Battletoads!!!

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                            It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                            The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                            Why does that look like Donald trump

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                              I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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                              And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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                                Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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                                Eh. Four limbs.

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                                  Why does that look like Donald trump

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                                  It's the dead soulless eyes

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                                    I wonder if it is just stone

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                                    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                      What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                                      lobsters?

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                                        I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                                        A one-walled lean-to?

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                                          Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...

                                          Is it the average landlord?

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