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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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  • P [email protected]

    What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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    Robot lawn mower

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    • T [email protected]

      I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

      they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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      I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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      • C [email protected]

        I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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        Where is c/turtle when I need it?

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        • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

          What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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          Definitly some mollusque.

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          • D [email protected]

            I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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            Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

            🤔

            Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

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              Battletoads!!!

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              • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

                It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                Why does that look like Donald trump

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                • L [email protected]

                  I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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                  And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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                  • S [email protected]

                    Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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                    Eh. Four limbs.

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                    • Q [email protected]

                      Why does that look like Donald trump

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                      It's the dead soulless eyes

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                        I wonder if it is just stone

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                        • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                          What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                          lobsters?

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                          • D [email protected]

                            I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                            A one-walled lean-to?

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                              Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...

                              Is it the average landlord?

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                                Nautilus missing some tentacles.

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                                • P [email protected]

                                  Trump! Boo!

                                  What a shithole county!

                                  Release Epstein!

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                                  You lost, pal?

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                                    🦀 🦀 🦀

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                                      Cattersnail?

                                      No, Snailapillar!

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                                        Saint bernard?

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                                        • W [email protected]

                                          They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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                                          Ahh, I thought it meant they like houses like snails like house gardens and turtles are pets in houses but that does make more sense ty I guess

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