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  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

    that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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    They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      Um excuse me?

      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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      We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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        mmm cockamole

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        Goes great on your faceadilla.

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          The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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          Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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            We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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            Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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            • C [email protected]

              Your the expert, tell us.

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              • you + are = you're
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              • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                • F [email protected]

                  Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                  Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                    *closes legs

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                      I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                      It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        Um excuse me?

                        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                        I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                        #74

                        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                        I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                          For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                          What about the durability test

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                            I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                            • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                              of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                              https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                                of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                                https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                                That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                                  mmm cockamole

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                                  Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                    Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                    not as chewy, either.

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                                      Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                                      Thank you

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                                      • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                        Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                                        With crema

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                                          Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                          I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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