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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    of course it's a BuzzFeed article

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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      of course it's a BuzzFeed article

      https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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      That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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        mmm cockamole

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        Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

          Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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          not as chewy, either.

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            Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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            Thank you

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            • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

              Goes great on your faceadilla.

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              With crema

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                Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                    Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                      Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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                        I’d volunteer for that

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                        as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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                          Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                            some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                            Altar boy?

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                            • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                              I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                              I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.

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                                I guess you're* the expert.

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                                  I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                                  Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                    The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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                                      not as chewy, either.

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                                      what a day to have eyes

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                                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                        Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

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                                          The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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                                          Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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