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  • G [email protected]

    of course it's a BuzzFeed article

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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    That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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      mmm cockamole

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      Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

        Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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        not as chewy, either.

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          Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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          Thank you

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          • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

            Goes great on your faceadilla.

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            With crema

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              Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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              I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                  Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                    Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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                    • M [email protected]

                      I’d volunteer for that

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                      as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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                        Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                        • F [email protected]

                          some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                          Altar boy?

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                          • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                            I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                            I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.

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                              I guess you're* the expert.

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                                I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                                Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                                  The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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                                  • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                    not as chewy, either.

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                                    what a day to have eyes

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                                      Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

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                                        The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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                                        Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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                                        • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                          It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                                          Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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