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Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order

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    Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

    Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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    Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other's general direction.

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      Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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      DICKS OUT, MARINES!

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      • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

        TEN HUT!

        PRESEEEENT DICK!

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        cock salute!

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        • G [email protected]

          Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

          Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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          I NeEd To SeE tHe PiSs LeAviNg ThE bOdY!

          fucking peter gazers

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            I’m going to piss on your monitoring system.

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              Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

              Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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              3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol

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                Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                I wish this wasn't true but it is.

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                  3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol

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                  No problem haha.

                  Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills

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                    PENIS POLICE! GET YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!

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                      It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.

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                        Soldiers are going to stand outside bathrooms to check for budgie smugglers? That's a bit extreme.

                        Just tell them there's oil in the middle east. That'll get them out of your road.

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                        • vk6flab@lemmy.radioV [email protected]

                          Wow, nothing quite like solving the big issues in life.

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                          If Donald goes to the bathroom, they'll be solving the small issues

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                            It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.

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                            We live in the dumbest timeline.

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                              Don't you feel great again, America?

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                              • B [email protected]

                                Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                                Well that and "lack" of Penis inspection day next door as well.

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                                  Don't you feel great again, America?

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                                  No. Send help

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                                    Pete wants to see your dingle

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                                      Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

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                                      Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

                                      lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

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                                        they're growers now show-ers? have a little sympathy

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                                          No. Send help

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                                          Unfortunately there isn't a lot of help available. American's are going to have to clean up their own house.

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