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Priority seating indeed.

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  • serpineslair@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    Pregnant and postgnant.

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    Pegnart and gregnant.

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      Epstein Air

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        A story in 4 acts.

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          Pegnart and gregnant.

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          Prreganté

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            A story in 4 acts.

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            Old age and piles, bad ending

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              So I need to give my seat to:

              • People with permanent erections.
              • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
              • The pregnant.
              • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                Prreganté

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                Preganananananana

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                  This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.

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                    So I need to give my seat to:

                    • People with permanent erections.
                    • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
                    • The pregnant.
                    • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                    I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it's tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

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                      I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                      😂

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                        I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                        😂

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                        That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                          That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                          How do you think he injured his arm?

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                            1. Get erect.
                            2. Get mounted.
                            3. Get preggo.
                            4. Give birth.
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                              How do you think he injured his arm?

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                              He injured it on his massive erection 😢

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                                I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                                😂

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                                You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

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                                  You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

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                                  Here - I’ll lie down, and then we can play the helicopter game! 😄

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