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    The carpet really put the room together.

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      Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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      Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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        But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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            Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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            Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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              On the carpet

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              Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                The carpet really put the room together.

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                Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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                  Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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                  Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they're redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

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                    Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                      Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                        But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                        Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                          Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                          Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson

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                            Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                            doll hairs

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                              Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                              Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                                that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                                  Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                                  Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                                    Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                                    1.3bln space stations, i presume

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                                      Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                                      If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now

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                                        I thought the first one said buy a cape 💀

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                                          that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                                          just normal Arabic?

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