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  • T [email protected]

    Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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    Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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    • tja@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

      On the carpet

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      Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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        The carpet really put the room together.

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        Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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          Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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          Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they're redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

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            Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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              Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

              • some maths teacher, probably
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                But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                  Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

                  • some maths teacher, probably
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                  Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson

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                    Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

                    • some maths teacher, probably
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                    doll hairs

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                      Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                      Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                      • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]
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                        that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                          Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                          Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                            Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                            1.3bln space stations, i presume

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                              Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                              If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now

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                                I thought the first one said buy a cape 💀

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                                  that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                                  just normal Arabic?

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                                    just normal Arabic?

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                                    Do they normally include Latin characters like this?

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                                      I thought the first one said buy a cape 💀

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                                      Buy a carp

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                                        Do they normally include Latin characters like this?

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                                        Yes, its pretty rare to see any keyboard without at least latin letters

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                                          Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                                          i accidentally blew all my sanity on some incomprehensible geometry 😕

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