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  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

    The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

    But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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    this person does not work out

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    • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

      this person does not work out

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      Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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      • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

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        At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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          Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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          Entry to US denied

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          • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

            are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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            I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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            • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

              At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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              At lesbian board game night

              As all good stories start

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              • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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                underweight

                lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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                • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                  Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                  Are you flirting with him?

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                    I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                    Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.

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                    • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                      Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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                      Leather World.

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                        Are you flirting with him?

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                        Take a look at the their username.

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                          Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                          Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                          • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                            "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

                            "What was his problem?"

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                            "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

                            "A gay bar."

                            "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

                            "I am serious; a gay bar."

                            cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

                            "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

                            2 seconds later

                            "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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                            • boxoffeet@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                              Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                              My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                                  Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                                  LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

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                                    lol at the one Seahawks jersey

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                                      My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                      • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                        Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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                                        it's a standin for "good looking and fit"

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                                        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                          What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

                                          Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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                                          it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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