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    Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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    Entry to US denied

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    • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

      are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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      I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

        At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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        At lesbian board game night

        As all good stories start

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        • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

          strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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          underweight

          lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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          • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

            Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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            Are you flirting with him?

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              I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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              Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.

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              • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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                Leather World.

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                  Are you flirting with him?

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                  Take a look at the their username.

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                  • L [email protected]

                    Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                    Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                    • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                      "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

                      "What was his problem?"

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                      "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

                      "A gay bar."

                      "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

                      "I am serious; a gay bar."

                      cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

                      "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

                      2 seconds later

                      "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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                      • boxoffeet@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                        Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                        My bad! Here you go, king.

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                        • L [email protected]

                          My bad! Here you go, king.

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                          Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                            Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                            LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

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                            • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                              lol at the one Seahawks jersey

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                              • L [email protected]

                                My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                  Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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                                  it's a standin for "good looking and fit"

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                                  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                    What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

                                    Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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                                    it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                                      it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                                      Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                                      • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                        Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                                        clip a leash on and take one home :3

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                                        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                          Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                                          It's so the guy behind you has a better grip.

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