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    My three friends are beetles and I get by with a little help from them

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      Is that because they were 4 that they called their band the beatles ?

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        I wonder which member of the Beatles was actually a beetle

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          I wonder which member of the Beatles was actually a beetle

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          Ringo of course

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            That is a beetle bit of a stretch to say if you ask me.

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              My three friends are beetles and I get by with a little help from them

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              No, those are a classic bug-style car design, you’re thinking of The Beatles

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                Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                  Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                  This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                  • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

                    This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                    Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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                      how is he defining "animal"

                      are fish animals? viruses? fungi?

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                        Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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                        So so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death

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                          Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                          Thanks for the advice, Muhammad.

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                            One out of every four species. Very different

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                              I do!

                              I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?

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                              You're the beetle

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                                Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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                                  Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                                    OP outing themselves for not having any beetle friends.
                                    Neeeeeerd

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                                      Who even has three friends?

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                                      ♫ He roller-coaster, he got early warning
                                      He got muddy water, he one mojo filter
                                      He says: “One and one and one is three”
                                      Got to be good-looking ‘cause he's so hard to see ♫

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                                        Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                                        Wasps don’t have friends

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                                          Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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                                          Shut up, Ringo!

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