Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Not The Onion
  3. Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Not The Onion
nottheonionelonmusk
77 Posts 70 Posters 1 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

    J This user is from outside of this forum
    J This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #23

    He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

    T 1 Reply Last reply
    70
    • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

      The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

      [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

      M This user is from outside of this forum
      M This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #24

      He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

      D 1 Reply Last reply
      49
      • M [email protected]

        It's all computer.

        W This user is from outside of this forum
        W This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #25

        Except in the cases that might evidence the crimes. Then it's no computer!

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • L [email protected]

          "What's a computer?"

          S This user is from outside of this forum
          S This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #26

          But I thought that everythings computer?

          1 Reply Last reply
          1
          • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

            The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

            [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

            remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
            remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #27

            They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

            trihilis@ani.socialT 1 Reply Last reply
            8
            • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

              The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

              [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

              kn0wmad1c@programming.devK This user is from outside of this forum
              kn0wmad1c@programming.devK This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by
              #28

              All Tesla cars have computers inside.

              T 1 Reply Last reply
              10
              • M [email protected]

                He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

                D This user is from outside of this forum
                D This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #29

                Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!

                T 1 Reply Last reply
                27
                • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                  He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

                  N This user is from outside of this forum
                  N This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                  #30

                  He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about playing the game. So maybe it wasn't his laptop either.

                  https://youtu.be/FmEe3eUPWq4

                  K 1 Reply Last reply
                  6
                  • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                    They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

                    trihilis@ani.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                    trihilis@ani.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #31

                    You mean the amount of bribery makes them have "no active memory" of Elon using a computer

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    3
                    • M [email protected]

                      Maybe he used a public library PC?

                      (/s, obviously)

                      internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
                      internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #32

                      He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

                        tommasz@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                        tommasz@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #33

                        A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

                        M 1 Reply Last reply
                        13
                        • J [email protected]

                          He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

                          T This user is from outside of this forum
                          T This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #34

                          On an account that he paid someone to grind up

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          25
                          • V [email protected]

                            Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

                            L This user is from outside of this forum
                            L This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #35

                            Why not use the Clinton defence "That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."

                            agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA 1 Reply Last reply
                            1
                            • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                              All Tesla cars have computers inside.

                              T This user is from outside of this forum
                              T This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #36

                              "It's all computer"

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              6
                              • tommasz@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

                                M This user is from outside of this forum
                                M This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #37

                                The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                6
                                • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                  The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                  [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

                                  deuxchevaux@lemmy.worldD This user is from outside of this forum
                                  deuxchevaux@lemmy.worldD This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                  #38

                                  Depends on your definition of a "computer". A shitty laptop surely doesn't count, even less so if it runs Windows.

                                  C 1 Reply Last reply
                                  1
                                  • K [email protected]

                                    I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

                                    V This user is from outside of this forum
                                    V This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #39

                                    Hasn't he already admitted to this while not under oath?

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    1
                                    • B [email protected]

                                      I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

                                      L This user is from outside of this forum
                                      L This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #40

                                      What's a computer?

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • L [email protected]

                                        "What's a computer?"

                                        J This user is from outside of this forum
                                        J This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #41

                                        I was thinking it would be more about “use.”

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • D [email protected]

                                          A phone is a computer

                                          J This user is from outside of this forum
                                          J This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #42

                                          This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.

                                          T 1 Reply Last reply
                                          1
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups