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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • M [email protected]

    It's all computer.

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    Except in the cases that might evidence the crimes. Then it's no computer!

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    • L [email protected]

      "What's a computer?"

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      But I thought that everythings computer?

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      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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        They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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        • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

          The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

          [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

          kn0wmad1c@programming.devK This user is from outside of this forum
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          All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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          • M [email protected]

            He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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            Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!

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            • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

              He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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              #30

              He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about playing the game. So maybe it wasn't his laptop either.

              https://youtu.be/FmEe3eUPWq4

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              • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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                You mean the amount of bribery makes them have "no active memory" of Elon using a computer

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                • M [email protected]

                  Maybe he used a public library PC?

                  (/s, obviously)

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                  He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy

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                  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                    A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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                    • J [email protected]

                      He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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                      On an account that he paid someone to grind up

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                      • V [email protected]

                        Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                        Why not use the Clinton defence "That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."

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                        • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                          All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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                          "It's all computer"

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                          • tommasz@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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                            The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.

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                            • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                              The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                              [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                              Depends on your definition of a "computer". A shitty laptop surely doesn't count, even less so if it runs Windows.

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                              • K [email protected]

                                I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                                Hasn't he already admitted to this while not under oath?

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                                • B [email protected]

                                  I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

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                                  What's a computer?

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                                  • L [email protected]

                                    "What's a computer?"

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                                    I was thinking it would be more about “use.”

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                                    • D [email protected]

                                      A phone is a computer

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                                      This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.

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                                      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                        Didnt he have a big thing about getting bigger monitors in the white house so he could game?

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                                        • C [email protected]

                                          That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

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                                          Which is exactly what the other side pointed out

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