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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

    trihilis@ani.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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    You mean the amount of bribery makes them have "no active memory" of Elon using a computer

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    • M [email protected]

      Maybe he used a public library PC?

      (/s, obviously)

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      He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy

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      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

        tommasz@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
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        A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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        • J [email protected]

          He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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          On an account that he paid someone to grind up

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          • V [email protected]

            Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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            Why not use the Clinton defence "That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."

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            • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

              All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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              #36

              "It's all computer"

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              • tommasz@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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                The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.

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                • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                  The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                  [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                  #38

                  Depends on your definition of a "computer". A shitty laptop surely doesn't count, even less so if it runs Windows.

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                  • K [email protected]

                    I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                    Hasn't he already admitted to this while not under oath?

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                    • B [email protected]

                      I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

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                      What's a computer?

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                      • L [email protected]

                        "What's a computer?"

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                        I was thinking it would be more about “use.”

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                        • D [email protected]

                          A phone is a computer

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                          This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.

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                          • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                            The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                            [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                            Didnt he have a big thing about getting bigger monitors in the white house so he could game?

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                            • C [email protected]

                              That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

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                              Which is exactly what the other side pointed out

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                              • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                I am shocked I tell you, shocked. Well, not that shocked.

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                                • J [email protected]

                                  This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.

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                                  They'll argue that a computer is a woman who performs calculations and since slavery is illegal he doesn't own one.

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                                    He sat in front of a screen while his stunt double played.

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                                      You'd think he'd pay someone better to play

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                                      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                        You can't tweet without a computer. It may be a mobile one, but even that is a computer. This is a stupid claim which could only fool an idiot.

                                        So depending on the judge, we'll just see what happens...

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                                        • H [email protected]

                                          He sat in front of a screen while his stunt double played.

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                                          Then his stunt double sucks at the game too.

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