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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    Um excuse me?

    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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    We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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      mmm cockamole

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      Goes great on your faceadilla.

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        The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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        Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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          We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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          Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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          • C [email protected]

            Your the expert, tell us.

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            • you + are = you're
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            • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

              that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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              • F [email protected]

                Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                  Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                  *closes legs

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                  • F [email protected]

                    I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                    It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      Um excuse me?

                      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                      #74

                      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                      I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                        For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                        What about the durability test

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                          I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                            of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                            https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                              of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                              https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                              That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                                mmm cockamole

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                                Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                  Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                  not as chewy, either.

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                                    Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                                    Thank you

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                                    • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                      Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                                      With crema

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                                        Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                        I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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