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    mmm cockamole

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    Goes great on your faceadilla.

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    • D [email protected]

      The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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      Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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      • I [email protected]

        We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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        Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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        • C [email protected]

          Your the expert, tell us.

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          • you + are = you're
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          • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

            that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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            • F [email protected]

              Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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              Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                *closes legs

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                • F [email protected]

                  I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                  It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    Um excuse me?

                    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                    I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                      For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                      What about the durability test

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                        I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                          of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                          https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                            of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                            https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                            That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                            • I [email protected]

                              mmm cockamole

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                              Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                not as chewy, either.

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                                  Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                                  Thank you

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                                  • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                    Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                                    With crema

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                                      Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                      I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                          Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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