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  • D [email protected]

    The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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    Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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      We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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      Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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      • C [email protected]

        Your the expert, tell us.

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        • you + are = you're
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        • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

          that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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          • F [email protected]

            Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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            Well, like skin, of course. :V

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            • T [email protected]

              Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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              *closes legs

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              • F [email protected]

                I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                  Um excuse me?

                  I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                  I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                  I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                  I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                    For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                    What about the durability test

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                      I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                        of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                        https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                          of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                          https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                          That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                          • I [email protected]

                            mmm cockamole

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                            Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                              Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                              not as chewy, either.

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                                Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                                Thank you

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                                • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                  Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                                  With crema

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                                  • L [email protected]

                                    Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                    I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                        Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                                          Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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