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    We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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    Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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    • C [email protected]

      Your the expert, tell us.

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      • you + are = you're
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      • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

        that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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        • F [email protected]

          Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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          Well, like skin, of course. :V

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            Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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            *closes legs

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              I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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              It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                Um excuse me?

                I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                  For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                  What about the durability test

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                    I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                      of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                      https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                        of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                        https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                        That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                        • I [email protected]

                          mmm cockamole

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                          Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                            not as chewy, either.

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                              Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                              Thank you

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                              • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                                With crema

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                                • L [email protected]

                                  Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                  I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                                      Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                                        Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          I’d volunteer for that

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                                          as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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