Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’
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He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.
Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!
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He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about playing the game. So maybe it wasn't his laptop either.
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They clearly have no idea what a computer is.
You mean the amount of bribery makes them have "no active memory" of Elon using a computer
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Maybe he used a public library PC?
(/s, obviously)
He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy
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The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.
[...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.
A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!
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He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.
On an account that he paid someone to grind up
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Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."
Why not use the Clinton defence "That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."
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All Tesla cars have computers inside.
"It's all computer"
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A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!
The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.
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The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.
[...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Depends on your definition of a "computer". A shitty laptop surely doesn't count, even less so if it runs Windows.
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I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.
Hasn't he already admitted to this while not under oath?
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"What's a computer?"
I was thinking it would be more about “use.”
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A phone is a computer
This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.
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The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.
[...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.
Didnt he have a big thing about getting bigger monitors in the white house so he could game?
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That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.
Which is exactly what the other side pointed out
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The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.
[...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.
I am shocked I tell you, shocked. Well, not that shocked.
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This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.
They'll argue that a computer is a woman who performs calculations and since slavery is illegal he doesn't own one.
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He sat in front of a screen while his stunt double played.
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You'd think he'd pay someone better to play
