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    I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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    finger

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    • miguel@fedia.ioM [email protected]

      I see you've heard of onedrive πŸ˜„

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      It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

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      • H [email protected]

        sudo ls

        ..?

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        sudoers getting renamed to grownups

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          finger

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          fsck

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          • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

            They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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            Q fixed it for his favorite pet

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            • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

              fsck

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              mommy

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              • R [email protected]

                I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                • N [email protected]

                  https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                  Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                  • T [email protected]

                    As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                    Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                    • Z [email protected]

                      Definetly Santa's nice list…

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                      2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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                      • S [email protected]

                        Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                        Are you me?

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                        • P [email protected]

                          This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                          lol neat!

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                          • R [email protected]

                            alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                            you dare assume my package manager.

                            alias stroke="rm"
                            for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
                            
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                            • T [email protected]

                              As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                              IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.

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                              • R [email protected]

                                alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                                technologic-

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                                • T [email protected]

                                  As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                                  As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.

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                                  • redstrider@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                    Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                                    My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.

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                                    • A [email protected]

                                      you dare assume my package manager.

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                                      for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
                                      
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                                      I don't assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. πŸ˜‰

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                                        2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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                                        But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

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                                        • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                          But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

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                                          Unless said tolerance and empathy is directed towards PR propoganda.

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